Archive for May, 2006

Death Threats for Jesus

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

A 15-year-old girl is receiving death threats for posing the question “What Would Jesus Do?” Apparently it’s an acceptible question as long as it’s on a bracelet or a t-shirt, but the minute you actually juxtapose the question with what’s happening in the world (or yourself), well, that’s now death threat territority.

God bless America, […]

Jesus Stole My Girl

Friday, May 26th, 2006

My friend Cameron DePalma let me copy his CD “Wood” tonight, and I thought I’d share one of my favorite tracks on it: “Jesus Stole My Girl.” Tonight was the first time I’ve heard the recorded version, though I’ve seen him perform it dozens of times at open mic, and I’ve gotta say I […]

Purity Balls

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I think this story shows that a certain demographic has the […]

Christianity Today Spews Heresy…

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Who needs to read the article when the headline contains such rampant lies and heresy?

The ACLU Is Not Evil And neither are many people with whom we disagree.

Time to start a massive campaign against Christianity Today. To think… the guy who wrote the article, and the Editor, and the Publisher, and the Advertisers, and the […]