Purity Balls

by: Rev. Dan
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
it’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I think this story shows that a certain demographic has the wrong idea about holding big balls, and well, reproductive rights and sex education as a whole.

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Comment by Tidy Bowl
2006-05-25 17:30:30

I’m a Christian. I’m a virgin. But I’ve never been to a “purity ball”.

What does that make me? I don’t get what you’re trying to say.

Comment by Rev. Dan
2006-05-25 18:44:06

> What does that make me?

My guess would be “lonely.” That’d be supported by the notion that you’re wasting time here taking things personally and trying to pick fights.

I don’t visit other blogs and spew my nonsense, that’s what Outchurched is for. If you’re unable to find a online community that fits the niche demographic you’re in, then perhaps you should start one. That’d be more productive than posting here.

 
 
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