Archive for August, 2006

Olbermann Denounces America’s Move Towards Fascism

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Keith Olbermann takes Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to task on the recent “fascism” comments Rumsfeld has been making, and he’s about as spot-on as one can get. I full agree that this issue “demands the deep analysis and the sober contemplation of every American.”

Elected officials at the top of the government of the United […]

Vatican: Pedophile Sperm is Sacred

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Yeah, that’s the harshest post title on Outchurched to date, but it’s also an accurate assesment of this story:

Church Condemns Abortion Performed on Raped Girl, 11

A Vatican official has said the Catholic church will excommunicate a medical team who performed Colombia’s first legal abortion on an 11-year-old girl, who was eight weeks pregnant after being […]

Getting “Even” With Your Christian Friends

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

The previous post reminded me of the time that a Christian friend from work (at a job I held a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away) invited me to see his church’s Christmas presentation, which was a musical based on the works and writings (interviews?”) of Thomas Kinkade, the “Painter of Light.” […]

“Painter of Light” Embraces Path of Darkness

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

The FBI is investigating “Painter of Light” Thomas Kinkade and company executives over allegations that they fraudulently induced investors to open galleries, then ruined them financially.

Relying on information from former Kinkade dealers contacted by federal agents, the Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday that the FBI is focusing on issues raised in civil litigation by at […]

An Honest Mistake

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

A Cajun died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was swampy and covered with scrubby looking pine trees. He remarked to the gatekeeper, “Hello dere Saint Peter. Say, dis place looks just like Loozyanner.”

The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m not Saint Peter […]

War-Torn Middle East Seeks Solace In Religion

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

War-Torn Middle East Seeks Solace In Religion

JERUSALEM—As an uneasy truce between Israel and Hezbollah continues, millions of average men and women in the Holy Land are turning to the one simple comfort that has always seen them through the darkest days of their troubled history: the steadfast guidance of their religious faith.

Arabs and Israelis alike […]

BibleGateway.com - Why Dost Thine Usability Sucketh?

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Just about every time I visit BibleGateway.com I almost end up tearing out what little hair I have left in sheer frustration. Why would they put a search box in the top [looks like a word/topic search] and also have a search box below which only allows you to type in the name of […]

Vatican Exorcist Says Hitler and Stalin (and Basically All of Germany/Italy) Were Possessed by the Devil (aka “Satan Has Superpowers”)

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

According to a spiritual snake oil salesman exocism expert at the Vatican, Satan has superpowers that no other angel or being has, even Jesus. Check out the following:

Father Gabriele Amorth who is Pope Benedict XVI’s ‘caster out of demons’ made [interesting] comments during an interview with Vatican Radio.

Father Amorth said: “Of course the Devil […]

Jesus, The Irishman, The Italian, and The Redneck

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

The Irishman looked down the bar and said, “Is that Jesus down there?” The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him […]

WWGK: Who Would God Kill?

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Who Would God Kill? Apparently, plenty of people…

How many people did God kill in the Bible?

It’s impossible to say for sure, but plently. How many did God drown in the flood or burn to death in Sodom and Gomorrah? How many first-born Egyptians did he kill? There’s just no way to count them all. … So […]