Archive for September, 2006

Ubuntu Christian Edition: Conversion Script and “Facts”

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

If you’re running Ubuntu, there’s now an evangelism tool with a 99.99% conversion rate (1) that will save your computer from eternal damnation.

Convert to the latest version of Ubuntu Christian Edition We have developed a script to allow Ubuntu users to easily convert to the latest version of Ubuntu Christian Edition. For each Ubuntu Christian Edition […]

Awesome Prayer

Friday, September 1st, 2006

I ran across this today, and think it’s one of the best formalized/liturgical prayers I’ve ever read. If Christians truly embraced the mentality therein, I couldn’t imagine any rational persion opposing or disliking them… not even Jesus. (Reproduced in whole, because it’s awesome.)

Remember, O Lord, the peoples of the world divided into many […]

Church Fires Teacher After 54 Years of Service… for Having a Vagina

Friday, September 1st, 2006

Yes, it sounds like a headline straight from The Onion, but no, it’s an actual news story:

WATERTOWN, N.Y. — The minister of a church that dismissed a female Sunday School teacher after adopting what it called a literal interpretation of the Bible says a woman can perform any job - outside of the church.

The First […]

Falwell: One-World Government = Antichrist’s Plan

Friday, September 1st, 2006

From Media Matters:

Falwell: “[C]ashless society,” “one-world government” will happen near Rapture

Summary: Rev. Jerry Falwell stated that the United Nations is “the infrastructure, the stage on which the Antichrist will build his one-world government.” Falwell also asserted that the prevalence of online bill-paying is a sign that “God is setting the stage for … a cashless […]