A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare

by: Rev. Dan

I’ll never be able to sleep again, thanks to this impeccable logic and reasoning.

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Comment by Jennifer
2006-11-12 19:25:53

…or this proves we came from monkeys.

 
Comment by Rev. Dan
2006-11-12 19:39:18

I’ll have no mention of Evilution on this blog, ma’am.

 
Comment by seƱor jefe
2006-11-13 17:32:56

Okay, what I heard was…

  • the shaft of has ridges that perfectly fit, when you slide it into your hand…
  • when you pull the top, the contents don’t squirt in your face…
  • it has a point at the top for ease of entry into your mouth…
  • it’s even curved toward the face to make the whole process much easier…

If I didn’t see him holding a banana, I would swear this was gay-porn

jeez…

Comment by Rev. Dan
2006-11-22 07:53:30

I too, was disappointed, Senor Jefe. We all need some good gay porn involving Kirk Cameron.

 
 
Comment by Craig Bob
2006-11-13 23:07:51

Alrighty then … case closed. How then can I be saved?

Comment by Rev. Dan
2006-11-22 08:11:10

My guess is that it involves a Zappa Album, some gay porn in a “Growing Pains” theme, and some bananas.

 
 
2006-11-16 11:13:16

[…] A while back I bought a bunch of DVDs from a Reformed online bookseller. Sometimes I’m a glutton for punishment, and like to order Apologetics videos. I’ve watched a number of them and have been rather underwhelmed by the arguments presented (they lack intellectual rigor… to say the least), or I’ve just flat-out been angry about the steady stream of Faith vs. Reason and the “there is no morality apart from God’s Law, the Inerrant Bible” line of crap. But y’know, what should I really expect from a Reformed online bookseller or Apologetics videos? […]

 
Comment by Mr. Ian
2006-11-22 03:27:48

So I take it that God didn’t make weasels, since every time I try to hold a weasel in my hand, it kinda squirms around, and doesn’t really fit very well in there anyway.

This is all before I attempt to peel and eat it, and it makes a frenzied attack at my eyelids. Man, I hate when that happens. No, God definitely didn’t make most of the stuff on Earth, especially weasels.

Comment by Rev. Dan
2006-11-22 07:52:01

Weasels Ripped My Flesh Album Cover

 
 
2006-12-31 12:13:31

[…] Obviously written by someone who loves the Big Lebowski. Oh… and make sure to see this. I think thats Kirk Cameron in that clip. Outchurched. […]

 
2007-01-01 01:26:36

[…] Earlier this year they presented us with The Atheist’s Nightmare which has kept a good many of us apostates up at night, frightened to death of Bananas in Pajamas, and now they present us with the Ultimate Darwinian Smackdown: the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: […]

 
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