I’ll never be able to sleep again, thanks to this impeccable logic and reasoning.
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[…] A while back I bought a bunch of DVDs from a Reformed online bookseller. Sometimes I’m a glutton for punishment, and like to order Apologetics videos. I’ve watched a number of them and have been rather underwhelmed by the arguments presented (they lack intellectual rigor… to say the least), or I’ve just flat-out been angry about the steady stream of Faith vs. Reason and the “there is no morality apart from God’s Law, the Inerrant Bible” line of crap. But y’know, what should I really expect from a Reformed online bookseller or Apologetics videos? […]
So I take it that God didn’t make weasels, since every time I try to hold a weasel in my hand, it kinda squirms around, and doesn’t really fit very well in there anyway.
This is all before I attempt to peel and eat it, and it makes a frenzied attack at my eyelids. Man, I hate when that happens. No, God definitely didn’t make most of the stuff on Earth, especially weasels.
[…] Earlier this year they presented us with The Atheist’s Nightmare which has kept a good many of us apostates up at night, frightened to death of Bananas in Pajamas, and now they present us with the Ultimate Darwinian Smackdown: the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: […]
…or this proves we came from monkeys.
I’ll have no mention of Evilution on this blog, ma’am.
Okay, what I heard was…
If I didn’t see him holding a banana, I would swear this was gay-porn
jeez…
I too, was disappointed, Senor Jefe. We all need some good gay porn involving Kirk Cameron.
Alrighty then … case closed. How then can I be saved?
My guess is that it involves a Zappa Album, some gay porn in a “Growing Pains” theme, and some bananas.
[…] A while back I bought a bunch of DVDs from a Reformed online bookseller. Sometimes I’m a glutton for punishment, and like to order Apologetics videos. I’ve watched a number of them and have been rather underwhelmed by the arguments presented (they lack intellectual rigor… to say the least), or I’ve just flat-out been angry about the steady stream of Faith vs. Reason and the “there is no morality apart from God’s Law, the Inerrant Bible” line of crap. But y’know, what should I really expect from a Reformed online bookseller or Apologetics videos? […]
So I take it that God didn’t make weasels, since every time I try to hold a weasel in my hand, it kinda squirms around, and doesn’t really fit very well in there anyway.
This is all before I attempt to peel and eat it, and it makes a frenzied attack at my eyelids. Man, I hate when that happens. No, God definitely didn’t make most of the stuff on Earth, especially weasels.
[…] Obviously written by someone who loves the Big Lebowski. Oh… and make sure to see this. I think thats Kirk Cameron in that clip. Outchurched. […]
[…] Earlier this year they presented us with The Atheist’s Nightmare which has kept a good many of us apostates up at night, frightened to death of Bananas in Pajamas, and now they present us with the Ultimate Darwinian Smackdown: the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: […]