Comments on: A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html The best church is the one with no religion or building. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:38:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Outchurched » Blog Archive » Fear the Banana and Our Evolution-Destroying Board Game http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-14173 Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:26:36 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-14173 [...] Earlier this year they presented us with The Atheist’s Nightmare which has kept a good many of us apostates up at night, frightened to death of Bananas in Pajamas, and now they present us with the Ultimate Darwinian Smackdown: the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: [...] […] Earlier this year they presented us with The Atheist’s Nightmare which has kept a good many of us apostates up at night, frightened to death of Bananas in Pajamas, and now they present us with the Ultimate Darwinian Smackdown: the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: […]

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Blogoblog » Blog Archive » Outchurched http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-14144 Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:13:31 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-14144 [...] Obviously written by someone who loves the Big Lebowski. Oh… and make sure to see this. I think thats Kirk Cameron in that clip. Outchurched. [...] […] Obviously written by someone who loves the Big Lebowski. Oh… and make sure to see this. I think thats Kirk Cameron in that clip. Outchurched. […]

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Rev. Dan http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6462 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:11:10 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6462 My guess is that it involves a Zappa Album, some gay porn in a "Growing Pains" theme, and some bananas. My guess is that it involves a Zappa Album, some gay porn in a “Growing Pains” theme, and some bananas.

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Rev. Dan http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6461 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:53:30 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6461 I too, was disappointed, Senor Jefe. We all need some good gay porn involving Kirk Cameron. I too, was disappointed, Senor Jefe. We all need some good gay porn involving Kirk Cameron.

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Rev. Dan http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6460 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:52:01 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6460 <img src='/wp-content/weasels_ripped_my_flesh_sm.jpg' alt='Weasels Ripped My Flesh Album Cover' /> Weasels Ripped My Flesh Album Cover

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Mr. Ian http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6451 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:27:48 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6451 So I take it that God didn't make weasels, since every time I try to hold a weasel in my hand, it kinda squirms around, and doesn't really fit very well in there anyway. This is all before I attempt to peel and eat it, and it makes a frenzied attack at my eyelids. Man, I hate when that happens. No, God definitely didn't make most of the stuff on Earth, especially weasels. So I take it that God didn’t make weasels, since every time I try to hold a weasel in my hand, it kinda squirms around, and doesn’t really fit very well in there anyway.

This is all before I attempt to peel and eat it, and it makes a frenzied attack at my eyelids. Man, I hate when that happens. No, God definitely didn’t make most of the stuff on Earth, especially weasels.

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Outchurched » Blog Archive » Environmental Fucktardery http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6070 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:13:16 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-6070 [...] A while back I bought a bunch of DVDs from a Reformed online bookseller. Sometimes I&#8217;m a glutton for punishment, and like to order Apologetics videos. I&#8217;ve watched a number of them and have been rather underwhelmed by the arguments presented (they lack intellectual rigor&#8230; to say the least), or I&#8217;ve just flat-out been angry about the steady stream of Faith vs. Reason and the &#8220;there is no morality apart from God&#8217;s Law, the Inerrant Bible&#8221; line of crap. But y&#8217;know, what should I really expect from a Reformed online bookseller or Apologetics videos? [...] […] A while back I bought a bunch of DVDs from a Reformed online bookseller. Sometimes I’m a glutton for punishment, and like to order Apologetics videos. I’ve watched a number of them and have been rather underwhelmed by the arguments presented (they lack intellectual rigor… to say the least), or I’ve just flat-out been angry about the steady stream of Faith vs. Reason and the “there is no morality apart from God’s Law, the Inerrant Bible” line of crap. But y’know, what should I really expect from a Reformed online bookseller or Apologetics videos? […]

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Craig Bob http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5900 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:07:51 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5900 Alrighty then ... case closed. How then can I be saved? Alrighty then … case closed. How then can I be saved?

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: señor jefe http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5879 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 00:32:56 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5879 Okay, what I heard was... - the shaft of has ridges that perfectly fit, when you slide it into your hand... - when you pull the top, the contents don't squirt in your face... - it has a point at the top for ease of entry into your mouth... - it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process much easier... If I didn't see him holding a banana, I would swear this was gay-porn jeez... Okay, what I heard was…

  • the shaft of has ridges that perfectly fit, when you slide it into your hand…
  • when you pull the top, the contents don’t squirt in your face…
  • it has a point at the top for ease of entry into your mouth…
  • it’s even curved toward the face to make the whole process much easier…

If I didn’t see him holding a banana, I would swear this was gay-porn

jeez…

]]> Comment on A Banana: The Athiest’s Nightmare by: Rev. Dan http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5814 Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:39:18 +0000 http://outchurched.com/2006/11/12/a-banana-the-athiests-nightmare.html#comment-5814 I'll have no mention of Evilution on this blog, ma'am. I’ll have no mention of Evilution on this blog, ma’am.

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