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Crummy Church Signs

by: Rev. Dan

Here’s a blog devoted to Crummy Church Signs, which has either a picture of a the sign or the text, and also a few comments which literally made me laugh out loud. This one actually made me cackle:

“Worship is like giving God a great big hug!”

submitted by new contributor Rev. Scott Welch, NC

And charismatics try and “slip Him the tongue”

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Comment by AustinAtheist

2007-01-08 14:56:16

Thanks for posting this. I couldn’t sleep last night.

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Comment by The Ridger

2007-01-09 15:53:05

Back in September -no kidding - I saw this on a church sign on my way into work one morning.

    IF GOD HAD A FRIG
       YOUR PICTURE
           WOULD BE ON IT

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Comment by dcsleeps

2007-01-09 20:17:45

I saw a sign that in Hart, MI that wasn’t on a church, but on an asparagus farm sign. It said that ‘God is good and so is fresh asparagus’. For fun, the people I worked with and I decided to superimpose the words on our work board to read ‘God is fresh and so is good asparagus’.

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Comment by dorsey

2007-01-10 20:05:49

Not a church sign, but one of my favorites:

I was riding past a used car lot and noticed a passenger van that had the name of a Baptist church painted on the side. I assume the van had been recently traded in by the church. The message painted on the windshield was, “JESUS SAVES, NOW YOU CAN TOO! NO MONEY DOWN! $159/MO!

And me without my camera.

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Comment by shelly

2007-01-10 23:09:00

One from that site that is definitely a Stupid Church Sign…

“Fault finding is a skill that should be buried.”
submitted AND reviewed by Suzi H. NC

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