Outchurched

Adding further anecdotal evidence to the whole “James Dobson is gay” theory, it appears that Presidential hopeful John McCain would like to fellate get back together with him:

Sen. John McCain said Tuesday he hopes to patch things up with conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who recently said he wouldn’t support the Republican’s presidential bid under any circumstances.

In a radio interview with KCBI, a Dallas Christian station, Dobson argued that McCain didn’t support traditional marriage values and complained that the campaign finance legislation he co-authored hurt Christian broadcasters.

“Speaking as a private individual, I would not vote for John McCain under any circumstances,” Dobson said on KCBI.

The 2002 McCain-Feingold campaign finance legislation stifled “Christian radio” and “kept us from telling the truth right before elections,” Dobson contended. “He is not in favor of traditional marriage and I pray that we will not get stuck with him.”

McCain is makin’ the rounds… he’s already bowed his knee to and puckered his lips for some deep tonguing with other Evangelicals…

“I’m happy to say that I’ve established a dialogue with a number of other leaders,” including the Rev. Jerry Falwell, “Purpose Driven Life” author Rick Warren and Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention.

Uh huh, “dialogue.” So that’s what the kids are calling it these days. Speculators have noted that Ted Haggard wasn’t mentioned, though some think that a McCain, Dobson, and Haggard “three-way” would be “like, oh my God, hot.” Mileage varies, but the consensus seems to think that McCain would be the “Power Bottom.”

(h/t Evangelical Right.)

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