Thanking God For All The Evil He’s Ordained

by: Rev. Dan

Those of you wishing to take the next step to get closer to God should be thanking God for everything bad that’s ever happened to you, since it was all part of God’s plan anyhow…

The rest of us will stand ’round and call you delusional idiots. Some of us might even think that you deserve to be separated from your money and sanity if you follow this line of thinking. In fact, some might believe that this thinking highlights the sanctity, righteousness, and social service that one exhibits when raping, molesting, stealing, etc., etc. Those people are just doing the Lord’s Work, no? And we all know that if somebody believes it, it must be True.

As J-Walk points out:

[This is ]Proof that religious people can take any concept and run with it for the glory of God. And also turn it into a book deal.

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Comment by Ike
2007-04-25 12:32:32

It kind of reminds me of the scene in Donnie Darko where they watch the video… “I was a prisoner of fear!”

 
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