Outchurched

Dutch creationist Johan Huibers built the ark as testament to his literal belief in the Bible. The ark, in the town of Schagen, is 150 cubits long - half the length of Noah’s - and three storeys high. A cubit was about 45cm (18in) long. The ark opened its doors on Saturday, after almost two years’ […]

Must see, though I can’t embed… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1paYhEDFQIw.

What kind of God makes children think when they’re not even in school?

For those of you who’ve been uh, holding out, here’s some welcome relief: God doesn’t really kill a kitten each time you masturbate.

I love what happens when smart people encounter dumb jokes.

(h/t Russell’s Teapot)

Via Lark News:

Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother’s persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself “Darren,” prayed in a strong Indian accent that “all the gods would bless her mightily.” “I was stunned,” Danes says. “It was like I’d […]

According to this report in The Onion, Jesus Christ will be returning soon and putting all Americans to shame with his fit, fabulous, trim physique:

HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is “definitely on track” to achieve peak fitness […]

Journalist Louis Theroux (who had an outstanding series called “Weird Weekends” on BBC2) does a special on the “Fag-Hating Phelps Family” called “The Most Hated Family in America.”

“God is your enemy.” “You will eat your babies.” “God hates fags.” These are just a few of the extremist views held by the Westboro Baptist Church of […]