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God Doesn’t Really Kill Kittens When You Masturbate

by: Rev. Dan

For those of you who’ve been uh, holding out, here’s some welcome relief: God doesn’t really kill a kitten each time you masturbate.

I love what happens when smart people encounter dumb jokes.

(h/t Russell’s Teapot)

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Comment by dorsey
2007-05-13 17:24:33

Since I first read this almost a month ago, I seem to have lost my motivation to masturbate at all.

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