Archive for October, 2007

Jury Says “God Hates Self-Righteous Fundamentalist Assholes”

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Ok, the title is an interpretation, but this is amazingly great (via FoxNews.com):

BALTIMORE — The father of a fallen Marine was awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday in damages by a jury that found leaders of a fundamentalist church had invaded the family’s privacy and inflicted emotional distress when they picketed the Marine’s funeral.

The […]

Overheard…

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Dave Slusher heard something funny at the grocery store. (Click the link to read it, ’cause it’s too short to quote.)

Why Abstinence-Only Education Is Awesome for Parents

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Talk to Kids PSA on FunnyOrDie.com

Another Example of Why I Dig Father Jake

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

I really like the blog “Father Jake Stops The World because Father Jake is a dude who walks what he talks. Here’s a good example of what I mean. He seems like he’s got his head and his heart in the right place. Kinda hard not to respect that. :)

Two Out of Three Americans Literally Believe In Fairy Tales

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

According to the Barna Group:

Americans may be skeptical about the claims of politicians, but they remain confident that some of the most amazing stories in the Bible can be taken at face value. A new nationwide survey conducted by The Barna Group shows that six well-known Bible stories are accepted as literal truth by an […]

Would You Send Your Daughter to Maury Povich U?

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Bill Maher takes on Pat Robertson’s Law School and Fried Chicken Shack:

(h/t Stragglyr Chris)

Todd Snider Quote

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

“I was angry because I had no shoes ’til I saw a man who had no feet. Now I’m really pissed off. If you’re going to accept your fate, you might have to accept fate as your enemy.”

If Dogs Are Jews, Are Jews Dogs?

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

This seems to be in remarkably bad taste (which is exactly why I’m posting it here, duh!):

From Amazon’s web site:

Makes a great Halloween costume Comes with tallish with Star of David symbols and fringed ends Yarmulke with Star of David symbol Dog size Large (fits 18?-24? neck for breeds such as Dalmatians, golden retrievers, etc.)

Those dogs aren’t even […]

Proof That God Is A Total Douche If God Exists At All

Monday, October 15th, 2007

If God exists then God is a douchebag.

How else could you explain that a dude like this is dying from cancer (praise God that there will be one more widow and three toddlers left behind) while people like me will likely live to be 1,000 years old? God is such an asshole.

Pope is on the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee”

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Joel observes:

It’s probably the first time His Holiness has has his name connected to the film “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”

Click the link… go ahead… it’s benign.