Archive for November, 2007

The “War on Christmas” Version of “The 12 Days of Christmas”

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Via eBay Atheist:

I love this comment from the YouTube page:

That’s almost as funny as all the Christians I saw lined up to buy Gold Cows the day after Thanksgiving…

Robertson Convinced that Not Everybody Thinks He’s a Moron: Seeks to Set the Record Straight

Friday, November 30th, 2007

It appears that Pat Robertson believes that there are a few people who don’t think he’s a moron so he appeared in this video clip to help set those poor lost souls straight.

Wednesday’s “700 Club” featured a question about the Christian view of yoga. A concerned viewer asked, “Does it really have its origins in […]

Christianity Distilled: An Outchurched Guide to the Behavioral Keys to the Kingdom

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

My friend’s Facebook status gives a clear picture of American Christianity:

[I am] soooo tired of Xians being against everything that doesn’t really matter anyway. Go DO something! Go be FOR something! Be positive!

Upon reflection, I thought it might be helpful to give Would-Be-Christians (Keyword: Seekers) a handy guide to how to be a True Spiritual […]

Teacher Arrested Over a Teddy (the Bear Kind, Not Lingerie)

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

This story about a teacher being arrested because she allowed her young students to name a teddy bear is outrageous by “Western standards” but seems very “normal” in terms of the way things go in an area ruled by religion. It’s a great example of why the Theocratic style of government that Evangelical Christianists […]

Churchgoers Ignore New Way to Tithe: Giving Kiosks

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

According to this article in the Wall Street Journal (found via Philanthropy.com), secular philanthropic giving is on the rise while financial support of religious institutions is on the decline. Religious institutions, in turn, are trying new methods pioneered by the secular (apparently since the Bible doesn’t really have all the answers to life’s questions). […]

Purity Balls: Insert AC/DC Jokes Here

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Tyra “I can’t refer to my genitals by anything other than a made-up baby name” Banks had a show on Purity Balls recently. Did anyone manage to catch it?

These “purity balls” are evidently some sort of event where daughters pledge their virginity to their daddies at a big dance. Later, said daughters are […]

Creation Museum LOLCATZ-Style

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

A majority of these “Creation Museum” LOLCATZ-style images are quite brilliant.

(Click the linky-linky.)

(h/t eBay Atheist)

Are You Considering Becoming a Teacher? Here’s a Good Reason to Think Twice

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Education is of primary importance in human life. If you can’t read or count then you’re basically unable to do anything beyond menial labor (nothin’ wrong with menial labor… it’s honest work). If you have no understanding of history, you’re doomed to repeat it.

The American public education system has gone to hell in […]

Non-News: Baptist Convention is a Gaggle of Dicks (That Don’t Touch Each Other)

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

From Fox News (h/t Dirty Devil):

It’s non-news that the Baptist State Convention is a club for dicks and assholes (who do not come into contact with each other), but here’s the story anyhow:

Baptist Convention Expels North Carolina Church for Welcoming Gays GREENSBORO, N.C. — Delegates to the Baptist State Convention have voted overwhelmingly to expel […]

I’d Watch This If I Had Nova

Monday, November 12th, 2007

I’d totally watch this show tomorrow (Tues.) if I had cable: Judgment Day: Intelligent Design On Trial.

Of course, though, the entire Intelligent Design issue can be summarized in two sentences:

The only thing that remotely resembles intelligence in the Intelligent Design movement is the adoption of vocabulary that makes one stop to consider that repackaged Creationism […]