This CAN’T Be True
by: Rev. DanThis just cannot be true because according to an entire industry God’s taste in music could aptly be described as “suckass.*”

*Our internet homey Pete tries really hard to prove this statement wrong, but I remain unconvinced.
(h/t Ungodly Cynic)
Any god worth worshiping would certainly have to listen to Slayer.
Damn straight!