Son of the Son of Yet Another Stupid Church Sign
by: Rev. DanThis bastion of profound ignorance comes to us via Hot Dogs, Pretzels and Perplexing Questions:
- Redland Baptist’s God apparently doesn’t believe in grammar.
- Redland Baptist obviously doesn’t understand fundamentals of logic.
- If you’re an “atheistic seeker” then Redland Baptist is suggesting that you should probably keep looking… somewhere other than at Redland Baptist. If God doesn’t believe in you, then there’s obviously no point in sitting through boring services or giving your money to it.
- It means nothing if an imaginary being doesn’t believe in you.
Church signs like these are a pretty good indicator of what you’ll find inside: a bunch of self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual, smug dickheads.
Oh, now. There’s nothing wrong with his logic if you grant his premise. Could God as the Rev conceives of him create something he doesn’t believe in? And does anything exist which that God did not create?
Since God is a construct, an imaginary figure, the statement on the church sign is pure Christianist manure.
An imaginary being’s “beliefs” don’t affect the reality of the fact that we atheists exist. God’s the one with the credibility problem, which he can’t fix because he doesn’t exist, of course.