I’m Not Going to Pee Sitting Down
by: Rev. Dan“I’m not going to pee sitting down” [because I’m already pissing on all of you].
“The KJV is the literal word of God” line of non-thinking is one of the truest indicators that what spews forth from somebody’s mouth is going to be a ration of astoundingly ignorant horseshit.” Well… yeah, I guess I only say that because I, like most men in North America, pee while sitting down. /rolls eyes
Priceless. Zeke had sent this to me a month or two ago. I was thoroughly convicted. From now on, I shall only “pisseth against the wall.” Of course, at my age, I have to be prepared for the soon-coming time when I shall frequently pisseth down my pantleg.
Isn’t it obvious that God came to the translators of the KJV in or around 1611 and told them exactly what to write? (not)
Incidentally, it’s easier to pee sitting down if you don’t feel like turning the light on in a dark bathroom.
Sweet merciful crap. That’s just…gawd.