Archive for the 'Christlikeness?' Category

Bush: Pray at 11:00 on Memorial Day for “Peace”

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

I think this is another good example of our President’s difficulty with the English language…

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim Memorial Day, May 26, 2008, as a day of prayer for permanent peace, and I designate the hour beginning in each locality at 11:00 a.m. […]

More Rod Parsley Than A Sane Person Can Handle

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

What…

… a …

… fucking …

… asshole.

Onward Kitschian Soldiers

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Since everything you do as a Christian is representative of your Faith (or lack thereof), then you desperately need the Clueless Follower Points that an item like this provides.

Really, though, isn’t the Christian religion itself just kitsch, therefore making wearing something like this a non-ironic “Statement of Faith?”

I should take a look for a Christian […]

I’m Not Going to Pee Sitting Down

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

CNNN: Which Bits Of The Bible Are We Still to Believe, Archbishop Jensen?

Monday, March 24th, 2008

CNNN has a quick chat with Archbishop Jensen, and learns that Archbishop Jensen likes attractive guys with clean teeth… although Leviticus seems to say “no” to the Arbishop’s homoerotic desires.

The description on the YouTube video:

The Anglican Archbishop of Sydney Peter Jensen is asked which parts of the Bible are still relevant, after he used the […]

Scientists Isolate the “Christian Gene,” Initial Tests To De-Christianize Sheep Prove Successful

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Silencing Christians

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

For those of you who weren’t aware, Christians have been on the receiving end of intolerance and disdain for simply telling the truth. Shocking, I know, but this video series titled Silencing Christians shows how everything in the world is impossibly stacked up in vile, unacceptable hatred against telling faggots that they’re going to […]

Senator Graham: Suck It

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

“People of faith want a candidate who can beat radical Islam.”

  • US Senator Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.), campaigning for John McCain

Speak for yourself, Senator. As a person of faith, I want a president who engages in diplomacy and dialogue before launching preemptive wars. I want a president who knows that our national security depends on […]

Huckabee is a Huckatard

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

By Howard M. Freidman from Religion Clause:

CNS News today, focusing on charges that former Akansas Governor Mike Huckabee injects his religious views excessively into politics, reports on an illustrative incident that occurred in 1997 while Huckabee was governor. He refused to sign a bill passed by the Arkansas legislature to protect homeowners from having their […]

7-Year-Old Yells at New York for Jesus

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Samuel Boutwell’s dad thinks that what’s needed at Ground Zero in New York is more religious fundamentalism, so he exploits his 7-year-old, who is in full broadcast mode. Note how little Samuel does little more than yell at people… just like oh, most evangelists.

Since I’ve never heard about Noah and the flood I’m really […]